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I also write fanfics when i am drunk. fandoms:
Shingeki no kyojin, BBC Sherlock, BBC Merlin, Doctor who, Downton Abbey, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Potter, The Mighty Boosh, Game of Thrones, Colin Morgan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Orphan Black

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme, via seductivelies69)

10 hours ago
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thegingerbatch:

please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him

like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you

(Source: nyotas, via walonsy)

1 day ago
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you fool, what have you done

you fool, what have you done

(Source: dadpiffdotcom, via sempiternalsea)

5 days ago
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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via morgzmyselfandirene)

1 week ago
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the1janitor:

Two separate eyewitness accounts, telling the exact same story.

(x) and (x)

(via entrancetothedepository)

1 week ago
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tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless, via aburningtouch)

5 days ago
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radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via kat--tastrophe)

1 week ago
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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

1 week ago
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black-nata:

madonna could be 1000 years old and still be at the top of her game and these crusty white guys are still gonna be complaining every year on her birthday about how she’s too old from their mom’s basement surrounded by cum-stained nike socks and cheetos.

1 week ago
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igetje:

femforthought:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

Always this. Always.

"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"

And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.

OMG THIS

(via allons-ytobakerstreet)

1 week ago
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To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years.

A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths (via buttension)

see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives  

(via vintagedressesandavocados)

Its not higher maintenence than dead kids.

(via sassmasterscout)

(Source: lauraolin, via entrancetothedepository)

1 week ago
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