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I also write fanfics when i am drunk. fandoms:
Shingeki no kyojin, BBC Sherlock, BBC Merlin, Doctor who, Downton Abbey, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Potter, The Mighty Boosh, Game of Thrones, Colin Morgan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Orphan Black
I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.
Virginia Woolf, The Pargiters: The Novel-Essay Portion of THE YEARS  (via jaimelannister)

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2 days ago
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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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1 week ago
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traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

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3 weeks ago
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mskamalakhan:

sallysbutter:

birth control pills: 

  • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
  • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
  • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
  • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

  • give you an erection

(via gingersincardiff)

3 weeks ago
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cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

(via femalebattlecry)

3 weeks ago
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tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

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1 month ago
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Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another man more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.

The Sociological Cinema

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)

just a little additional note too:

this is why I hate those videos, vines, whatever of some random-ass dude approaching a girl on the street, asking her to go to his birthday party or be his friend, etc., and she immediately responds with “I have a boyfriend,” or “I’m married,” and the video is like, WOAH THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY GEEZ

and I’m thinking, no fucking shit.  you walked up to a girl on the street out of nowhere, and started asking her to  go with you to some place she doesn’t know, or start a relationship with her.automatically, her reaction in the kind of culture we live in (the kind where rape and harassment is commonplace) is to get away,  you are a stranger. you have entered her personal space, and however “innocent” your request is, it’s still at least a minor threat to her.

so yeah, she’s going to say she has a boyfriend, or that she’s married, or that she’s seeing someone.  she has learned, through numerous interactions with men who can’t take a hint, that this is the quickest way to get some douche off her back.  it’s not about her being stuck-up for assuming that you want to bone her by asking her to your birthday party.  it’s about you putting her in an extremely uncomfortable social situation, and her wanting to leave it.

and guess what? she has the right to do that. 

(via cynthiacloud)

It’s also very telling that “I have a girlfriend” doesn’t work.  That will just be like “oh does she want to share?” or “oh hot, we can have a threesome” or some gross stuff about converting us.  So, despite how guys try to justify this, it’s not about respecting somebody already being a relationship, it’s about respecting a woman as being seen as already property of another man. -_-  Like “oh, sorry dude, didn’t know you had dibs on that.”

Another thing is, guys may go “wow that escalated quickly” or “why does she assume I was interested?”  But then, if we DON’T cut to the chase, if we don’t go right to where WE ALL KNOW THEY’RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY, then it’s our fault for “leading him on”, or they we “friendzoned” him because he didn’t know we weren’t interested, or he didn’t know we were already dating, or etc. 

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1 month ago
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vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

first thing i’ve reblogged in weeks

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

first thing i’ve reblogged in weeks

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4 days ago
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septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

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3 weeks ago
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bumbleshark:

brotoro:

akeading:

JUST LIKE THE ANIMES

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

give me sports yuri now please

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3 weeks ago
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http://melesmelda.tumblr.com/post/90987923962/conquerorwurm-queenqueso

conquerorwurm:

queenqueso:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

thehomestuckinyourcloset:

kiddthemaniac:

A guy asked Kickstarter for ten dollars so he could try making some potato salad without having to worry about wasting any money on ingredients for a failed recipe.

He’s now…

3 weeks ago
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Men:If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women:They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men:But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:...must be tough.
4 weeks ago
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singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

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1 month ago
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