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I also write fanfics when i am drunk. fandoms:
Shingeki no kyojin, BBC Sherlock, BBC Merlin, Doctor who, Downton Abbey, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Potter, The Mighty Boosh, Game of Thrones, Colin Morgan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Orphan Black

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

unwinona:

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

THIS THIS THIS

YES

(via scribblesandsuch)

2 days ago
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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme, via seductivelies69)

3 days ago
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thegingerbatch:

please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him

like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you

(Source: nyotas, via walonsy)

3 days ago
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you fool, what have you done

you fool, what have you done

(Source: dadpiffdotcom, via sempiternalsea)

1 week ago
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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via morgzmyselfandirene)

1 week ago
328,507 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

(Source: georgia-costanza, via capt-buckybarnes)

2 days ago
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so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

(via prettyfaceunderneath)

2 days ago
330,782 notes

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless, via aburningtouch)

1 week ago
215,126 notes

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via kat--tastrophe)

1 week ago
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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

1 week ago
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black-nata:

madonna could be 1000 years old and still be at the top of her game and these crusty white guys are still gonna be complaining every year on her birthday about how she’s too old from their mom’s basement surrounded by cum-stained nike socks and cheetos.

1 week ago
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